The trials and turbulations of a deluded speck.

Ask me anything   When they get what they want they never want it again.

jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

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— 5 months ago with 359296 notes

claudiagray:

Sometimes the greatest sarcasm is wasted. 

(Source: brittapperry, via alexsteele)

— 5 months ago with 342440 notes

yrgloomygrlfriend:

jesus-is-suus:

cameoutswingingx:

Perfect

She just murdered three men. Why isn’t she in trouble

Because she’s not a real person.
Gotham doesn’t exist.

(Source: positivelycrippled, via alexsteele)

— 5 months ago with 342629 notes

foxjump:

Conan O’Brien with a coyote pup.

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— 5 months ago with 136374 notes

I was a selfish inconsiderate asshole to my parents and sister when I was 21…

jesus, marie, I’ve changed.

But some things must remain the same…nothing serious..just my twitching.
Im glad I changed. I feel calmer.

— 6 months ago
#disappear 

bewbers:

"we’re having guests over come downstairs"

image

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— 6 months ago with 170190 notes

humorous-blog:

clurrmonkey:

thatsbeatyo:

My life.

The looks they give each other. PURE GOLD.

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— 6 months ago with 190669 notes